Mar 26Know How Much You Need Once You Retire? No You Don’tIt doesn’t matter who or what you believe is responsible for creating the universe but among many screw ups in the process including famine, pestilence, war, poverty, violence and TikTok, I would suggest one that’s been gnawing at me since I reached “that age.” You know, that age where you’re…Retirement3 min read
Jan 17The Ex-University of Michigan President’s Lurid Use Of My Favorite FoodI have no connection with the University of Michigan but I do have a strong tie to one of the elements of the story of the firing of its flirty president. You see, I’m an avid advocate, indeed, defender and consumer of the unfortunate third party in this affair. If…Knishes4 min read
Dec 31, 2021The Sour Saga of the Disappearing Diet SodaThe Sour Saga of the Disappearing Diet Soda I don’t often drink soda (I’m originally from NYC and that’s what I will ALWAYS call it), but when I do it’s always the kind that doesn’t make you fat, but can kill you via its cancer-causing sugar substitutes. I’m determined to…Diet3 min read
Dec 15, 2021Check…Please!I’m afraid I caused quite a ruckus the other day at the eyeglass place. When it came time to pay for my new frames and lenses I whipped out a check. You would have thought I had presented the optician/cashier a hold up note. But no, I simply chose…Humor3 min read
Oct 11, 2021Deciphering the “Amodio Moment of Surrender”I’m enjoying Jeopardy ninja Matt Amodio’s run and don’t give a damn about him using “what’s” with every answer. What’s the difference? But this scribble is about something I haven’t yet seen mentioned about his play. I call it the Amodio Moment of Surrender. Here’s how it goes down. There…Mattamodio3 min read
Sep 12, 2021World Trade Center Sidebar: A Remembrance in the RoundWhen the Port Authority of New York and New Jersey decided to build the World Trade Center that meant the end of what was known as Radio Row on a Cortlandt Street. …9113 min read
Sep 5, 2021To the Principal’s Office: Busting Baseball’s Crib SheetsTo the Principal’s Office: Busting Baseball’s Crib Sheets I’m old enough to remember hiding “crib notes” in my hand when attempting to not fail a trigonometry exam. Oh c’mon, you did it too. Maybe you scribbled some facts in pen on your hands or arms. Get caught, you get sent…Baseball3 min read
Jul 10, 2021Got My Jabs But Still MaskedYeah, I’m still wearing my mask. So is the rest of my family. We’ve had our shots, we wash our hands, we keep our distance and some of us ingest sensible quantities of alcohol…as an extra precaution, and because we’re thirsty. We still don’t eat inside restaurants, although we did…Covid 193 min read
Jan 14, 2021Senior Moments in the COVID Vaccine StruggleNew York Times For once it’s great to be an alta cocker. My age makes me eligible to receive a Covid-19 shot. But easier said than done. …Covid 193 min read
Nov 23, 2020It’s Time for the NFL to Pull the Detroit Franchise From the FordsCall it a coincidence but the Detroit Lions embarrassing whitewashing 20–0 to the Carolina Panthers on Sunday was exactly 57 years to the day Pres. John F. Kennedy was assassinated, thereby ending the idyllic era that became known as Camelot. …Detroit Lions3 min read